Days Are Shorter?

So when the earthquake hit in japan, it moved 8 feet closer to the united states.

heres a little joke:

Jim: Did you hear about the nuclear power plant explosion in Japan?
Steve: Yeah i did why?
Jim: I hear they are good at working with radiation.
Steve: Whys that?
Jim: Because of the nuclear bombs we dropped there.
Steve: Dude...Thats awesome.